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function choosemonth()
  {
  
  	const birthday = new Date('May 19, 2023 23:15:30');
    var pmo = 1;
    var flag = 0;  // normal mode, set flag to 1 to use the 'birthday' date.
    
    pdy=new Date();
    pmo=pdy.getMonth();
    pdate=pdy.getDate();
    
    if (flag == 1) {
    pmo=birthday.getMonth(); 
    pdate=birthday.getDate(); 
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  switch (pmo) {
  	 case 0: document.write("<link href=https://www.andyborne.com/stylesheets/january.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 1: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/valentines.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 2: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/march.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 3: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/april.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 4: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/may.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 5: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/june.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 6: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/july.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 7: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/august.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
 	 case 8: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/september.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
  	 case 9: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/halloween.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
  	 case 10: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/november.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
  	 case 11: document.write("<link href=stylesheets/christmas.css media=screen rel=stylesheet type=text/css />"); break;
    } // case 
  
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function randomquote()
  {
  
     var min = 0; /* set min to 0 */
	 var max = 51; /* set max to the last value */
	 var r = 0;
	
	 r = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min)+1;
	  
  switch (r) {
  	 case 1: document.write("The most valuable of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it has to be done, whether you like it or not."); break;
 	 case 2: document.write("If we devalue family, then we reduce people to their career and individual attractiveness."); break;
 	 case 3: document.write("The world doesn’t owe you understanding."); break;
 	 case 4: document.write("In the entire universe wood is rarer than diamonds."); break;
 	 case 5: document.write("People organize their brains with conversation. If they don't have anyone to tell their story to, they lose their minds. Like hoarders, they cannot un-clutter themselves."); break;
 	 case 6: document.write("Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie."); break;
 	 case 7: document.write("Do not be naïve, and do not expect the beauty of love to maintain itself without all-out effort on your part."); break;
 	 case 8: document.write("If you want the truth to stand clear before you, never be for or against. The struggle between 'for' and 'against' is the mind's worst disease."); break;
 	 case 9: document.write("If she hasn’t kissed you by the fourth date, she’s there for free food"); break;
     case 10: document.write("Happiness comes from solving your problems, not avoiding them."); break;
     case 11: document.write("Engage with the idea, don’t attack the person."); break;
     case 12: document.write("If you often find yourself offended, you’re the problem."); break;
     case 13: document.write("Be the person who brightens a room when you walk in, not when you walk out."); break;
     case 14: document.write("I don’t believe what you believe, and I don’t have to. I defend your right to hold, express and live by your own belief system, but you have no right to impose any of it on me."); break;
     case 15: document.write("He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. "); break;
     case 16: document.write("There are assholes out there but in the end, they don’t matter. Because this movies isn’t about them, it’s never been about them. All this time- the movie has been about you. "); break;
     case 17: document.write("People who are secure in their beliefs need not fear mockery. It’s those with shaky doctrines who can’t tolerate laughter."); break;
     case 18: document.write("Mystery is not about traveling to new places but about looking with new eyes."); break;
     case 18: document.write("You can’t remember what you don’t understand."); break;
     case 19: document.write("Whenever any topic becomes political, it becomes stupid, lazy, hateful, self-righteous tribalism masquerading as virtue."); break;
     case 20: document.write("Any man can say anything exists. But unless he has evidence, we must assume that it doesn’t. The burden of proof is always, and must always be, on those making the claims. That they are wrong should be our default position."); break;
     case 21: document.write("If you could only speak clearly enough about important things, you could change the world."); break;
     case 22: document.write("There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing: food, attractive people, and danger."); break;
     case 23: document.write("Life, like evolution and natural selection, ultimately doesn’t care about what’s true. It cares about what works."); break;
     case 24: document.write("Political correctness is the elevation of sensitivity over truth."); break;
     case 25: document.write("We don’t hate violence, because- when it’s the right kind, we love it."); break;
     case 26: document.write("Ideas are most powerful when they’re wrapped in a compelling story"); break;
     case 27: document.write("'The struggle is real?' No it’s not. The 'struggle'- is up here. (Points to his head). Change your shit, you won’t have a struggle."); break;
     case 28: document.write("Define yourself by things you have done, not by things that have happened to you."); break;
     case 29: document.write("Depression comes from living in the past. Anxiety comes from living in the future. Happiness comes from living in the now."); break;
     case 30: document.write("Help thy own brother’s boat across, and lo, thy own has reached the shore."); break;
     case 31: document.write("When a group of people make something sacred, they lose the ability to think clearly about it."); break;
     case 32: document.write("I think there are people who help you end up the person you end up being, and you can be grateful for them even if they were never meant to be in your life forever."); break;
     case 33: document.write("Don’t get involved in petty nonsense."); break;
     case 34: document.write("The paradox of happiness is that we must acknowledge the suffering of others."); break;
     case 35: document.write("Lying is cowardice- the fear of facing up to the situation"); break;
     case 36: document.write("Enthusiasm is common, endurance is rare."); break;
     case 37: document.write("The most dazzling human achievements are, in fact, the aggregate of countless individual elements, each of which is, in a sense, ordinary."); break;
     case 38: document.write("Respect isn’t merely the way you treat people— respect is the way you value their expertise."); break;
     case 39: document.write("Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times."); break;
     case 40: document.write("No one can hurt your feelings without your consent, as Epictetus said. No one can make you angry, disappointed, intimidated, or jealous. Substitute any reactive emotion. Whatever it is, no one can afflict you with it without your consent. You can choose to see things differently - this trick is called reframing"); break;
     case 41: document.write("I guess when your life has no real problems, you start to wonder why you’re alive. Most of the human experience is framed in terms of overcoming some kind of struggle, without one, what is there?"); break;
     case 42: document.write("Instead find those things which bring Joy with consistency. Joy here is defined as…it promotes peace, it brings happiness and promotes an expectation of goodness in the future (aka optimism)"); break;
     case 43: document.write("Human beings are not good at being calm and reasonable. We’re a race that is characterized by obsession and hysteria. You have to expect the pendulum to swing wildly from one extreme to another."); break;
     case 44: document.write("Comedy is an excellent detector of insanity. A funny joke is one that reveals the absurd. Not in an intellectual way, but in a visceral way. A good joke targets the things that we deeply understand to be absurd, without regard to ideological fashion."); break;
     case 45: document.write("Oppression is the most valuable thing in their universe because it is an automatic ticket to a moral high ground without needing to think about things or do any real work."); break;
     case 46: document.write("True happiness occurs only when you find the problems you enjoy having and enjoy solving."); break;
     case 47: document.write("The fundamental purpose of school is learning, not teaching."); break;
     case 48: document.write("There’s absolutely nothing admiral or confident about indifference. People who are indifferent are lame and scared."); break;
     case 49: document.write("We all have excuses to be cruel for life can be cruel. But cruelty should never be met with cruelty. If there isn’t enough pie — then go make some more!"); break;
     case 50: document.write("It doesn't really matter what you do, what matters is that you look for ways to bring delight to your customer beyond simply meeting their expectations. That's simply what's, well, expected, and there's nothing truly delightful about that. Delight is going beyond that. It's unexpected."); break;
     case 51: document.write("(On collaboration) This is really the secret to our success, it’s what separates us from all other thinking creatures. Chimpanzees routinely fail at tasks that require sharing knowledge and working together to pursue goals- tasks that young children master with ease."); break;

    } // case 
  
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